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with Rory Mackay

 
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Rory Mackay
 

Milan Can Give The World What Dunga Didn’t

Sunday, September 05, 2010 
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I’m sure I wasn’t the only one scratching my head in the Ellis Park stands as Brazil struggled to unlock the North Korean defence. Although Brazil ultimately ousted the plucky Koreans 2-1, one couldn’t help thinking that the key was perhaps in the hands of a certain Signor Ronaldinho or the up and coming Pato, both of whom play for AC Milan,..»
 

Ronaldinho’s True Love

Sunday, August 29, 2010 
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Unlike the Vincent van Goghs of this world, the artists of football are by no means unappreciated until some time after they are dead. In fact, the adoration football maestros receive normally reaches its apex when they are at the peak of their powers. Nevertheless, Ronaldinho was not wrong when he said this Wednesday that the homage Barcelo..»

Dancing With Purpose

Sunday, August 22, 2010 
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Short of conceding a goal or getting a red card, it’s the worst moment for a footballer: spinning around to see your opponent striding towards goal having successfully slotted the ball through your legs as the crowd exclaims its delight. There is really nothing else for it but to take your punishment on the chin and chase back as hard as yo..»

The Brave Lion Is Not Dead

Sunday, August 15, 2010 
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In his autobiography David Beckham bemoans the way in which Glenn Hoddle left Paul Gascoigne out of the England team for World Cup France ’98. The book paints the picture of Gazza and the English squad being convinced the troubled star would be going to the World Cup, only for the rug to be pulled out from under him at the last moment. Essen..»

Don’t Touch Me On My BlackBerry

Sunday, August 08, 2010 
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South Africans will never forget the day eTV news host Chris Maroleng discovered his inner Chuck Norris after being confronted live on air by Andre Visagie, the newly appointed secretary general of the AWB. At odds (to put it mildly) with his fellow-panelist Lebogang Pheko, and seemingly of the belief that he had captured the eTV studio fo..»

Inception The Movie Is Not Really Sci-Fi In South Africa

Sunday, August 01, 2010 
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Leonardo DiCaprio might not have done a perfect job imitating the South African accent in the film Blood Diamond, but he certainly set the bar higher than any foreign actor who had attempted it before him. Hearing a remotely recognizable South African accent convinced me of his ability as an actor almost as much as his rendition of the menta..»


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A full-time footballer, Rory is pursuing unsuspecting opponents and scoring goals as you read this.

He has played in both South Africa and Croatia, and strongly advocates the return of the death penalty worldwide to prevent footballers from diving and rolling around on the field.

Off the field, he doodled his way through law lectures before completing his articles in the coal mines of a large corporate law firm.

With a BlackBerry hidden in his long socks, he covertly uploads these ramblings while keeping one eye on the coach at all times.