One of the features of any tragic situation is that no matter how bad it is people will still be flooding every means of communications that there are with humour relating to it.

Currently doing the rounds on the Tiger Woods saga are the following :

Press : Elin did you miss Tiger?
Elin : With every club so far.

The reason Tiger didn’t get far is because he didn’t use his driver.

When he hit the fire hydrant was that considered to be a water hazard?

When Elin was standing over Tiger was it raining? If so she was probably holding a 9 iron to shield him from lightening because not even God can hit a 9 iron.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game. She made him a scratch golfer.

How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him.

The theme song to the movie on the incident will be the “Eye of the Tiger”.

The reason they were out at 2am is because the Woods went clubbing.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

With the press coverage received on this incident Tiger wants to know whether he can count the saga as a Major.

The PGA has immediately banned Tiger from operating a golf cart or any other motor vehicle within course boundaries.

Particularly for South Africa : Judge Motata has been vindicated – You can crash your car after tee so let’s scotch those rumours.

By Friday there’ll be a million more.